magnetic poetry for the masses
We own two sets of magnetic poetry: the Redneck edition and the Genius set. That is all you need to know about our household.
I am a terrible poet. Solid writer, passable artist, terrible poet. However, I am rendered somewhat less awful by these little infant-choking gems.
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Spurn the pedagogue, huh?
Have fun in jail
Yer only another common redneck miscreant
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Obdurate hate
Can't alleviate you
Will time ameliorate?
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*And now for the first wave....
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Curious domicile
Festooned with an amalgam
of ersatz deer & fish
Paragon of Great American double-wides
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O Sedulous salesman,
Munificent system:
Bait in the cooler
manure out back
Repose is nearly his.
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I am a terrible poet. Solid writer, passable artist, terrible poet. However, I am rendered somewhat less awful by these little infant-choking gems.
----------------------------
Spurn the pedagogue, huh?
Have fun in jail
Yer only another common redneck miscreant
----------------------------
Obdurate hate
Can't alleviate you
Will time ameliorate?
----------------------------
*And now for the first wave....
----------------------------
Curious domicile
Festooned with an amalgam
of ersatz deer & fish
Paragon of Great American double-wides
----------------------------
O Sedulous salesman,
Munificent system:
Bait in the cooler
manure out back
Repose is nearly his.
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spoken by Sister Morpheme at 11:28 AM
1 Rants:
Redneck magnets? Neat. I wonder if there are Cajun ones too.
I have a Spanish set in addition to standard variety. When I caught myself arranging them on the refrigerator by parts of speech, I realized for dead cert that I have been an English teacher far too long.
Virtual refrigerator magnets further increase the amount of time wasted online.
Here's something for the kitsch collection - Virtual Refrigerator Magnet Museum at Tacky living - http://www.tackyliving.com/article.php?id=91
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